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boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

thepageofhopes:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

The actual commercial for the doorstop one is pretty witty. Originally it shows a knife cutting it then it compares cutting with a dull knife to cutting with a doorstop.

(Source: bitchface-loves-you)

lepreas:

shot-ass:

These are pretty fun to doodle!!

that’s a doodle are you fucking kidding me

(Source: callista-curnow)

(Source: madammonkey)

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

that-fucking-update:

noelleandbutts:

witchofmindandlogic:

fadeintocase:

setanada:

darthsoror:

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?

I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….

i think that IS dirk

Well fuck.

binart:

i don’t know if i’ll ever finish it so here is the wip for now!

coriandolitorta:

scarvenrot:

3half:

senorbearjuffy:

christ

i lITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD

SERIOUSLY PAPA JOHNS OMFG

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