the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
The actual commercial for the doorstop one is pretty witty. Originally it shows a knife cutting it then it compares cutting with a dull knife to cutting with a doorstop.
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is
My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”
isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?
I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….
i think that IS dirk
i don’t know if i’ll ever finish it so here is the wip for now!
i lITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD
SERIOUSLY PAPA JOHNS OMFG